Census form

I can't believe they sent my Census form back! The Census Bureau didn't like my answer, 'Do you have any dependents?' I said; '12 million illegal immigrants, crack heads, unemployable degenerates, 140,000 people in jail in Florida, leftovers from Hurricane Katrina, half of Mexico, some of the Congress, most of the Senate and one Sorry Ass President!' . . . Apparently it was not an acceptable answer.